#1 When There’s Significant Discharge
Womens have zero control over what comes out of my body during pregnancy, and especially during pregnancy sex. Womens feel sorry for putting their husbands in such situation.
#2 When Your Go-To Positions No Longer Work
When you’re pregnant, your body isn’t entirely yours. You may gain a lot weight and feel horrible about yourself. Sometimes you have to roll over or awkwardly plop into whatever formation your body could go to make magic happen.
#3 When You Have An, Um, Accident
Childbirth isn’t the only time you’ll endure lack of control over your own body. What you may think to be slight discharge could actually be urine. You might pee on your partner. Ladies, there’s no graceful recovery from this one so just blame it on the baby while you still can.
#4 When Gas Is Abundant
If you’re more demure, you’ve tried to hide your pregnancy gas or hold it inside. However, when you’re pregnant, keeping gas inside your body is out of the damn question. It’s physically impossible and if you could do it, you’d explode or something.
Of course, the only time your pregnancy farts are really foul is during sex.
#5 When You Haven’t Groomed In A While
Fact: grooming and tying shoes are two of the hardest things to do during pregnancy.
You couldn’t see my “handy work,” so imagine the embarrassment when your partner points out your hack job. Just assume you are going for checkups very same day, and nurses and my doctor will see your “handy work,” too.
#6 When The Baby Starts Moving
Nothing kills the mood faster (other than pee or gas) than an excited baby. While not necessarily embarrassing, it can knock you off your game when you’re in “the zone” and the kicking doesn’t stop.
Listen, pregnancy comes with its own set of rules and limits — especially when it comes to sex. However, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try (if and when you want to, of course). When it comes down to it, who cares if you’re body conscious or have less-than-normal experiences for a few months? It’s temporary. If you’re embarrassed over something in the bedroom, at least you’re connecting with your partner (even if it costs you your dignity).
#7 When Your Boobs Hurt Too Much To Be Touched
Your hormones tell you it’s time to get it on while your body is literally saying, “Back the you-know-what off of me.”
Luckily, if you have a supportive partner who had no qualms with keeping his hands either to himself or where you told him they should go.